Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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