my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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