lets start a swedish sibling band together
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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