Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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