why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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