I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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