shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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