Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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