So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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