So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
