tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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