I need help removing her.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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