You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you traded sex for a burrito?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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