How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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