So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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