She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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