After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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