Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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