dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
The adults are the big ones right?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
