Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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