Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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