Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Alive.
So much puke
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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