Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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