I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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