Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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