How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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