People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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