Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
my poor anus
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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