I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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