Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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