i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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