i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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