Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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