Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Randomize
