But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
