I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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