No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
