there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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