He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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