Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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