OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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