She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i drank out of a bidet.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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