I faked an abortion last night.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize