problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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