well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Randomize
