I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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