I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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