Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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