I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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