You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize