Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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