he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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