butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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