honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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