and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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