i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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