Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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