im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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